my life goal is to buy out an entire concert and then the artist will come on stage so dramatically and it will just be me sitting there like
- police: THIS IS THE POLICE! OPEN YOUR DOOR NOW!
- me: not with that attitude
when people think i like them but i really do not like them at all
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- guys on tumblr: all I want to do is find a girl and treat her right
- boys that I know: first i park muh car then i fuck yo bitch
- band member to fans: what song should i cover
- me: cover me
- me: with your naked body
- me: what
- me: who said that
how awkward are you on a scale from one to miranda cosgrove riding a candycane
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my 4th grade attire mainly consisted of
dont forget
oh and also
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